Ur cute
if you stroke a bee's back it will high five you i have proof

lithoclast:

nocturnal-oblivion:

fashion

cashmere, cologne and white sunshine

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

image

I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

thereal1990s:

Fight Club (1999)

versaceslut:

voicetoosmooth:

jazelq:

HER HAIR IS FINALLY DOWN

She looks… mature.

i didnt even recognize her omfg

arthetic:

We spend our whole life trying to stop death. Eating, inventing, loving, praying, fighting, killing. But what do we really know about death? Just that nobody comes back. Then there comes a point - a moment - in life when your mind outlives its desires, its obsessions, when your habits survive your dreams, and when your losses… Maybe death is a gift. You wonder. All I can tell you is that by this time tomorrow I’ll be dead. I know when. I just cannot say why. You have 24 hours to find out.

The Life of David Gale (2003)

donesparce:

donesparce:

this is a sneaking mission

_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎

i like to now think of this post as if all the people who reblogged it are sneaking along with me

just a trail of sneaking

_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎

lithoclast:

hellothisismyw0rld:

beautyofpale:

pale-vodka:

Drunk pale bitch ♚

Pretty & Pale

Promoting all new followers, just message me ✔️

cashmere, cologne and white sunshine

lipstick-lesbian:

♀♡♀

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

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